100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of all Time

I cried with laughter at a couple of these.

Its true:

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Happy Monday

May you experience some luck today like these people did...

Thank you, Stephen.

I've been feeling this for a while:

Thank God for Jon

Poor Beck. Its just waaaaay to easy:

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Happy Hollow's Eve

I don't care what you've got on tonight, this guy's costume beats it hands down.

Wait till the end of the clip. Just when you thought it couldn't get cooler...

Thank God for Jon

Jon sorts out this White House v FOX business for us:

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Happy Monday

I always wondered what it would look like to see a female get trucked football-style.

Now I know.

Prank Of the Week

My, oh my. This is a quality scare reaction if I've ever seen one.

Kids, don't do it. K?


Enjoy:



Hat Tip (Tosh)

Drunkest. Guy. Ever.

Is "Drunkest" a word? If not, it should be. Just for occasions like this.

This guy has a problem. He's obviously consumed more alcohol than his body can stand, an yet he wants more. (There is a scripture reference in there somewhere...)

I've never been drunk, so, I can't tell if he's faking or not, but it seems real enough to me. The way he stumbles around reminds me of the alien bug wearing the "Edgar Suit" in the first Men In Black. Remember that?

Enjoy!




The Remix:



Gotta love the internets...

Thank God for Jon

Oh, what would we do without the Fair and Balanced brigade?

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Andrew's take:

Jon Stewart busts Fox News bad on their non-coverage of a march of around 75,000. This is not just an ideological problem for them; it's a news problem. What happened last weekend in DC was a great story - large and colorful protests, a big fight between the grassroots of the gay movement and its DNC bosses, a presidential speech. Where was Fox? Some will say it's pure ideology. They just ignore stories that do not fit their GOP base audience. The speeches at the march were so emphatic on the core message of equality and the marchers so obviously regular Americans of all stripes, shapes and colors, perhaps Fox simply did not know how to fit the images into the notion that the gay rights movement is some bunch of evil freaks trying to destroy the family.

Thank God for Jon

What will they make up next? This is a fun game...

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This is what football does to us...

Classic.

"You Lie" Explained

Also, this guy does a great James Carville:

Pwned

Happy Monday

Another internet classic:

The Grape Lady.

Its the noise she makes. I'm sorry if this makes me a bad person, but its one of the funniest things I've ever heard:

Your News, Auto-tuned...

And, yes, he really took a chart with a dragon on it to the floor of the Senate...

For My Favorite Reader

Whoever-You-Are, I would suggest never citing this woman ever again. Here she is getting destroyed by Jon for fifteen excruciating, but quite amusing minutes:

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Its just for decoration, man. Just for decoration...

Oh Bub Rub and Lil Sis. How I've missed you....



Whoo Whoo!!!

Fox News Has Gone Liberal

It was only a matter of time:

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Fail, Fail, Fail!!!